Rant: The trailer for “Resident Evil: Retribution” is here…

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No no no no NO! This series either needs to die off or ripped irrefutably from Paul W.S. Anderson’s direction. The last movie was pushing for my top spot of “Most eye bloodletting movie I have ever seen”, nudging Daredevil, but not quite  knocking it off of it’s very high pedestal.

There are a few things about this trailer that I don’t approve of, nor understand, but the thing that infuriates me the most is the tie in at the beginning for the PSVita. I understand that they need to make money, and this was a way to tie them together for optimum ad visibility, but this is a little too far. Not only that, but I’ve felt that the past couple of Resident Evil movies have basically been L’Oreal commercials showcasing how hot Paul’s wife is (If you didn’t know, Paul is married to Mila Jovovich). This hedonistic approach to movie making is the shit laden expectorate my face receives after Paul rimjobs theaters for bucks. And we get suckered in, simply because he slaps Resident Evil on it, and for shear sympathy. His story always seems convincing upfront, but the reality is once we are done with him, and we walk away disgusted, he’s using our money to buy another mansion and to give his wife another movie. At least it’s in failsafe 3D…

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Eric Paul

Eric Paul

I draw stuff and occasionally build websites. I sometimes like to write words about the video games, personal computing machine devices, and moving pictures too.

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